Harmony Jones—a no-nonsense tomboy, new age shop owner, who lives to be different—is lonely. She’s on a quest to find her person. The problem is, no man will go near her. A secret enemy is spreading rumors, convincing the entire town she's a witch, casting spells on the menfolk because she's obsessed with sex. After a misunderstanding lands her in court, the judge sentences her to SAA.

Morticia Smith—a dark, reclusive “I do dead people” mortician—is stuck in a rut. She’s dying for a change and desperately wants a family of her own, but is no good with the living. Using Sybil as an alias, she falls for a surly brooding writer she meets on the Internet with a penchant for Bourbon, whose name is Collin Quin. Little does she know he’s her favorite thriller author, the famous Oliver King.

When Collin suddenly wants to meet in person, Morticia agrees in a moment of brave desperation, then chickens out after he shows up. She claims to be Sybil’s cousin and states that Sybil ran off with the Fed Ex guy. Collin sticks around to write while waiting for Sybil to return and gets to know Morticia in the process.